Friday, December 12, 2014

IS...IS...YOU GOING TO HURT ME?

The Senate Foreign Relations Committee on Thursday voted to authorize President Obama's war against the Islamic State group -- the first vote in Congress to explicitly grant him war powers in the U.S. battle against the militant extremists.


The vote was 10-8, with most Democrats in favor and Republicans opposed.

The committee chairman, Sen. Robert Menendez, D-N.J., said he would seek a full Senate vote on the measure before the current Congress ends, but it's more likely that the authorization will be delayed until the next, Republican-led Congress, which starts Jan. 1.

In the U.S. battle against IS, Obama has been relying on congressional authorizations that former President George W. Bush used to justify military action after 9/11. Critics say the White House's use of post-9/11 congressional authorizations is a legal stretch, at best.  Obama has insisted that he had the legal authority to send about 3,000 U.S. troops to train and assist Iraqi security forces, and launch 1,100 airstrikes against targets in Iraq and Syria since September. More recently, the president has said that he wants a new authorization for use of military force.

On Tuesday, Secretary of State John Kerry said whatever new authorization Congress passes should not limit U.S. military action to Iraq and Syria or prevent the president from deploying ground troops if he later deems them necessary. He also said that if the new authorization had a time limit, there should be a provision for it to be renewed.

Menendez' resolution, which was passed, would authorize the president to use military force against IS and associated persons or forces -- individuals fighting for or on behalf of IS. It would limit the activities of U.S. forces so that there would be no large-scale ground combat operations. Menendez has said that if the president feels he needs that, then he should ask Congress for authorization to do that.

The authorization would be limited to three years and would require the administration to report on the fight against IS every 60 days. He said a three-year time limit would allow Obama and the next president time to assess the situation and make decisions about whether and how to continue military action against IS.

The authorization would not allow ground combat operations, except as necessary to protect or rescue U.S. soldiers or citizens, conduct intelligence operations, spotters to help with airstrikes, operational planning or other forms of advice and assistance.

Sen. Bob Corker, R-Tenn., the incoming chairman of the committee, said he respected the chairman's effort to get an authorization passed, but that he could not support it. He suggested the committee look to the first of the year, and a new Congress, to take up the issue again.

He said Congress and the administration should coordinate on an authorization that would better track the United States' approach to fighting IS -- something that he thinks any member of the committee would be hard-pressed at this stage to define.

Sen. Barbara Boxer, D-Calif., supported the resolution, saying Congress cannot sit back and do nothing "in response to this evil."

"When it comes to human rights abuses, they (Islamic State militants) are in a class of their own," she said.

But she also does not support an authorization that would allow U.S. ground forces to fight IS. 
"I draw the line in the sand as far as another ground war," she said.

The committee also approved language that would require Congress to reauthorize in three years America's war against al-Qaida, which has been going on since 2001.

(Published December 11, 2014 AP)

Monday, June 2, 2014

President Obama Phone Call to President Nieto of Mexico

President Obama Phone Call To President Nieto Of Mexico

Neito: Hola?  Como Esta? (How are you?)

Obama: Yes, Buenos Deos Amigo! This is Barack calling from Washington DC.

Neito: Como se llama? (What’s your name)

Obama: It’s me, Barack Obama – President of the United States.

Neito: Oh si! Que Pasa? (What’s happening)

Obama: Well, El Presidente. We have a little problem and I was hoping you could help us out?

Neito: Problem, what problem? Don’t tell me you want all those guns back. We already gave them away.

Obama: No no – it’s not the guns; it’s something more important.

Neito: Oh no, don’t tell me you’re returning the Mexican “visitors” from the U.S.? Where am I supposed to put them all?



Obama; No no, we’re keeping them, how do you think I’m going to be elected a third term? It’s about the marine; you guys have him down in Tijuana.

Neito: Que? I don’t know any Maureen from Tijuana. Is she a special friend of yours? I won’t tell anybody.

Obama: No Enrique – not Maureen, Marine, you know like the army Marine. He’s one of our citizens and he is being held in one of your jails. If it’s not too much trouble, we would like to have him released?

Neito: Oh, Lo Siento (I’m sorry). I do know this Marine, he is scheduled for trial for breaking into our county, with a bunch of assault weapons. No?

Obama: Well. Rique, he didn’t “invade” Mexico like we did, or the Spanish, or the French, he’s more like a lost gringo tourist than a conquering force.

Neito: Con Permiso (Excuse me). He may be lost, but what about the tres pistolas?

Obama: You wanna keep the pistolas? No problema! We just want our amigo back, muey pronto if you could?

Neito: Well. Now Presidente “O”migo – we are not just gonna give him back for nothing, you have to pay something. A small token of appreciation in return for our generosity. of course.

Obama: Pay a fee? Are you loco? We are already paying a fee every year. It’s just over a billion dollars the last time I checked. How’s that for “token”?

Neito: Oh si. I forgot about that. I thought it was a propina (tip). So maybe we don’t give him back. What are you going to do to us? Stop eating guacamole? Boycott Corona’s?

Obama: How about we cancel your tip, cancel NAFTA, cancel all flights to and from Mexico, put land mines on the border, and send the rest of our “Maureen’s” to Mexico to retrieve our Amigo? Comprende?

Neito: Perdon, perdon. Lo siento (I’m sorry). We will get started right away, we just needs some paperwork, and it will all be fine, ok? No problem, just wait until mañana, ok? Or the next day, ok?

Obama: Bueno! Muchas Gracias. Felize Navidad, Cinco de Mayo, and Hasta La Vista!

Neito: Adios, Amigo! Bueno Suerte! (Good luck)


*Hangs up the phone and says to his generals. “Start the papers, transfer this ‘Maureen’ to Jarez. We don’t need no stinkin’ badges to cross this red line. Everyone knows that in Mexico Mañana never comes!

Friday, February 21, 2014

The Obama Mullet Distraction Experiment

In an all out effort to distract America and what’s left of the free world from his failed administrative policies, President Obama has re-imaged himself with a new look.

This classic American cut known as the “Mullet” should keep the media from reporting on anymore “phony scandals”. In the famous words of the Beastie Boys, “One on the sides, don’t touch the back, six on the top and don’t cut it wack, Jack!”

Obama’s first look, ‘The Presidential Retreat'

Obama’s second look, ‘The Chief'

Obama’s third look, ‘The P.O.T.O.S.'

Obama’s fourth look, ‘Hair Force One'

Obama’s fifth look, ‘The V.F.F.B – Veto Front Fillibuster Back'

Obama’s sixth look, ‘The Backward Buttrocker'

Obama’s seventh look, ‘The “O” Hare International'

Obama’s eighth look, ‘The Kenyan Flap'

Obama’s ninth look, ‘The Puff Puff Comb Back'

Obama’s tenth look, ‘The Hawaiian Waterfall'

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–Oh Scott