In an all out effort to distract America and what’s left of
the free world from his failed administrative policies, President Obama has
re-imaged himself with a new look.
This classic American cut known as the “Mullet” should keep
the media from reporting on anymore “phony scandals”. In the famous words of the Beastie Boys, “One on the sides,
don’t touch the back, six on the top and don’t cut it wack, Jack!”
Obama’s first look, ‘The Presidential Retreat'
Obama’s second look, ‘The Chief'
Obama’s third look, ‘The P.O.T.O.S.'
Obama’s fourth look, ‘Hair Force One'
Obama’s fifth look, ‘The V.F.F.B – Veto Front Fillibuster
Back'
Obama’s sixth look, ‘The Backward Buttrocker'
Obama’s seventh look, ‘The “O” Hare International'
Obama’s eighth look, ‘The Kenyan Flap'
Obama’s ninth look, ‘The Puff Puff Comb Back'
Obama’s tenth look, ‘The Hawaiian Waterfall'
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