Here is how it works. Everyone starts out with YoScottcare! ®. The genius of this plan is that Uncle Sam will pay you a monthly credit not to get sick or to seek out a medical professional. That’s right, a rewards program of sorts. Each month you remain healthy, the government funds a visa card that can accumulate money for future medical expenses. You can still buy your own insurance if you choose and see any doctor you like.
So what happens when you get sick? You can use your YoScottcare! ® Visa or your private insurance, or God forbid, your own money to pay the bills. What if you run out of those options? No problem. Now you qualify or gubament care. Here’s how it works. Gubcare (yes I already shortened it) is a government run medical system that must cover anyone no matter what.
In order to keep costs down you will be treated by some sort of nurse Ratchet and Dr. Budget. Never mind that they graduated in the bottom 25% of med school. Like the old joke. What do you call the guy that finished last in medical school? Doctor! Got that?
So where and when do you receive treatment under gubcare? That’s easy. The newly combined IRS/medical centers of America building that’s where! It makes perfect sense. These two are already going to be working closely together under Obama care. Why not share office space? The IRS officials have the facility by day and that healthcare professionals take over at night. Yes nights, that’s when you have to go. Not convenient? Sorry were trying to save money. It’s free. Quit you’re crying for God sakes.
The program sounds pretty solid so far but what happens when you were really old? That’s a great question. If you make it to age 80 and you still have a credit on your YoScottcare! ® Prepaid visa card you can now spend the balance on anything you want! Cool!! What happens when you die? Your balance passes tax free to your next of kin just like life insurance? Awesome!
So there it is folks, quality care for all Americans. My plan is only six pages long. That’s 1,306 less than the current Obama care law. See, I’m already saving you money!
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